punksivan:

hes definitely psychic

punksivan:

hes definitely psychic

official-knight-of-hell:

David Tennant lives in an apartment

David Tenant

Burst out laughing in the new breakroom just now.

starshiptiamat:

Someone should write fanfic about the time River and the Doctor had a fight and the Doctor went to live with otters for a month.

permanentlyenchanted:

X

Grav3yardgirl - Favourite shoes

romansva:

" Unreal Estate " by Tim Doyle

twentydeepsteps:

twentydeepsteps:

I ACCIDENTALLY PRINTED A VERY TINY VERSION OF MY ASSIGNMENT & IM GONNA HAND IT IN AS A JOKE

update on this post; my prof laughed so hard she cried and she’s going to show it to all of her teacher friends omg

twentydeepsteps:

twentydeepsteps:

I ACCIDENTALLY PRINTED A VERY TINY VERSION OF MY ASSIGNMENT & IM GONNA HAND IT IN AS A JOKE

update on this post; my prof laughed so hard she cried and she’s going to show it to all of her teacher friends omg

neopetsdiva:

lady gaga turned 28 this year. madonna did that in 1624… when will the plagiarism stop?

idontcareforgob:

officialgarrusvakarian:

we-are-star-stuff:

zerostatereflex:

An Octopus unscrewing a lid from the inside.

Octopuses are going to kill us all someday

I had a biology teacher that told us this story about an octopus at an aquarium in Australia. The staff were concerned because their population of crustaceans kept disappearing. No bodies or anything. So they checked the video feed to find out what’s up.

Across from the the crustacean tank was a small octopus tank. This little fucker squeezed out of a tiny hole at the top of his tank, walk across the hall, and get into the crustacean tank. He would then hunt and eat. After he was done, he crawled back out and get back in his tank

Here’s the kicker: security guards patrolled the area. The staff realized that the octopus had memorized the security’s routine. It would escape and be back between the guards’ round.

An octopus in Germany was annoyed by a bright light shining into his tank, so he climbed up over the rim and squirted water at it to short it

Fuckin’ octopuses, man. 

ratchet-trolls:

t-angy:

t-angy:

what do random people drink from

a stRAWR xD

im in pain